The Galactic Geisha were captives in the harem of Emperor Ming of the Planet Mongo.  Sadly, many of them were born into captivity within Ming's harem and much of the history of their home worlds is unknown to them.  

The Geisha were pampered and led fairly sedate and easy lives within the harem.  When not in service to the Emperor, they were afforded the privileges of excellent education, access to numerous recreational activities and an endless array of the finest things to be had in the universe - except personal liberty.  As a result of this upbringing, it is no surprise that the most beloved and elite of the harem wanted MORE than life in a gilded cage could provide. 

They formed an alliance and an ingenius plan.  Not only would they escape Ming, but they divised a way to  support themselves in the style to which they had become accustomed. 

Ming continues to mourn the "kidnapping" and "corruption" of his "delicate flowers" by the Hawkmen and an Earth-man.  Comments from his vile-ness are frequently featured in the Comm. section of the Galactic Geisha site.

NOW RECRUITING: 

NINJA STRIKE FORCE

Applications now being accepted.  The Galactic Geishas will conduct personal interviews aboard the space cruiser "Sheraton" when she docks on the surface of the smallish blue planet.  (Scheduled arrival is July 7th.  Applicants will be interviewed until July 9th.) 

Please be prepared to demonstrate your ninja skills upon request. 

Prior experience with Ninja Burger Delivery Service is preferred, but not required. If you prefer to wear black clothing, tabbi boots and carry an arsenal of deadly edged weapons on your person at all times- this may be the job for you.  Plus you get to lurk around in the shadows and see what the Galactic Geishas do when they think no one is looking!  All we ask in return is that you be willing to kill or be killed in the line of duty.  But hey, if you're a ninja- no big deal- right?

 Please send your resume to:  Princess_Peonie@yahoo.com

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Latest News:

• Galactic Geisha's House of Tea (and A) will be located in Room #229 aboard the starcruiser Sheraton
• Galactic Geisha's House of Tea (and A) to serve fellow CONvergence Universe travelers an assortment of asian cuisine.  Talk about gastronomic heaven!  Suggested donation for a takeout carton full of yumminess:  $2.00.
• Galactic Geisha's Liberation Movement  fund raising event:  Raffle Tickets will be distributed for an opportunity to have Breakfast with the Geishas on Saturday 7/8/6!  Limit 2 tickets per traveler.  Suggested donation: $1.00 per ticket.
• Ninja Strike Force public relations event:  Kung-Fu Theater.  Shown daily in the Galactic Geisha suite during the daylight hours.  Details to be posted upon arrival.
• Mama-San says:  If you forget to tip my girls, I forget to tell ninja strike force that you are not the traveler they are looking for....
• Ming-ism of the week:  "The problem with creatures that have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."

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